Leona’s Rendition of ‘Happy’ on X Factor

‘Happy’ is far from a breath-taking triumph like ‘Bleeding Love’, but it’s a strong song with adequate vocal warbling from everyone’s “favourite” X Factor winner Leona Lewis… but what the bloody hell is going on with this performance?

Vocally weak. Flat notes. Sharp notes. All big screeches missed out completely. Choreography awful. Too much make-up. Hideously scary face (but not in a melodramatic “I’m so upset it’s killing me from my soul outwards” kinda way which would be amazing but just generally *SCREAM* “WHAT’S HAPPENING TO YOUR FACE?!!! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!!”). Generally dreadful performance all round.

I think I’ll stick to Alexandra next time thanks.